Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

Felony

Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.

You: Hey Felony, want to commit a Felony?
Felony: Oh hell yeah!

by A Human Crow December 11, 2020

Feloniously

To do something involving illegal activities that end in felony charges

I'm trying to do good as feloniously as possible

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Swag Felony

An act that is both swag, and felonious.

Person 1: Hey! That's my watch!
Person 2: Sorry, this is a swag felony
Person 2: Swag😔

by TheGoldenGorilla October 6, 2021

bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover

Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies

by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021

Felony Fartinez

Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos

User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”

by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024

Felonious fellas

A group of individuals threatening in appearance who appear to be participating in illegal activities.

My friend Tyler saw a group of felonious fellas behind a gas station.

by Fellowwordmaker223 December 12, 2024