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Frozen Christchurch fault line

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"
Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"
by KiNGY_83 March 12, 2011
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It all my fault

Obviously it is my fault the ex gf would never do ANYTHING wrong and "yep" its my fault. Also she never anything to make me feel bad or anything. And after we broke up her friends can call me a bitch but its fine i guess.
it all my fault
by BIGG DIck October 31, 2022
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It’s Siri’s Fault

A definition used to prove that every horrible thing is caused by Siri.
I firmly believe that It’s Siri’s Fault for you knoweverything
by ISF September 15, 2023
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de/fault pronouns

a person who uses de/fault pronouns is typically found in comment sections promoting toxic masculinity, however on the inside they are very nice and cuddly and like shoving cucumbers up their bussy
person a: i use de/fault pronouns, take that lib

person b: oh ok i like your neopronouns, also what size do you like your cucumbers?
by bussy_smasher February 25, 2021
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it’s your fault

A saying used when a goalkeeper makes a serious error in a football match that leads to the team not keeping a clean sheet
It’s your fault Joe” said Aidan after he threw away a clean sheet today
by Joe is shit September 15, 2018
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Double fault

1. Someone who's both fugly and an error

2. Extremely disadvantaged human being

3. Someone who's a complete failure of a person
1. Omg i seen a double fault tonight

2. Shes a complete double fault.

3. GADS!!! what a failure, oh worse, i mean double fault!!
by Error_of_a_boy August 4, 2009
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what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.
k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.
by k'me March 20, 2011
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