quan.tum ex.plode (kwontahm eksploed)
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definition: Something that is combusting and its remains are scattered throughout multiple dimensions.
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definition: Something that is combusting and its remains are scattered throughout multiple dimensions.
1. My load just quantum exploded, missing her face by several plains of time.
2. My shit was the equivalent to boat pistons and I think it quantum exploded!
2. My shit was the equivalent to boat pistons and I think it quantum exploded!
by Gnirps Eibbor February 10, 2009
Get the quantum explode mug.1) a threat used by a bomber where they force their hostages to spill out classified information or else they get blown up
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about
Bank robber: *rips the duct tape off of Karen's mouth* Give me the code to the safe
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!
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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!
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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃
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Andy: "Man you have a"dick about to explode"!
Andy: "Man you have a"dick about to explode"!
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Most often felt when falling in love.
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by Nerdybitch August 31, 2013
Get the explodey mug.Exploding is what I do ALL THE TIME. It also means to burst, or pop. Explosions occur in many movies, explosions often break a serious scene into an action scene.
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