exerbooking

Posting Facebook status updates about your exercise, run, workout, zumba class, etc. -- particularly on Sunday or day after holiday, when many are too tired and/or hungover to get out of bed.

"It's freakin' New Year's DAY. Exerbooking?! Seriously?! DUHLETE!"

by Lexicocographeeny December 28, 2011

Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

by aman73 December 18, 2012

exercise your farts

The act of farting repeatedly, while seeming like nothing is happening

You should go exercise your farts over near that hot dude

by 243588 May 2, 2015

Exercise

Nonexistent

Exercise is nonexistent in my life

by Heyyy_sherrie April 16, 2019

exermy

When you try to spell extreme and your so stupid that your fat fucking fingers spell exermy

I have an exermy weener

by mrsaltyman12 September 17, 2020

Exercuse

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.

Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !

by scmat June 23, 2021

Exerix

Exerix is a name of a mythical human being that has the ability to travel to realms as he pleases. Exerix is neutral, but will attack you if provoked, challenged or if you tend to get in his way! Exerix has a ability to teleport which will be very useful in a fight against his opponents.

If you cross paths with Exerix, You will forget the day you did.......Ever!

by The man with the plans December 31, 2022