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Escalator Hesitator

Someone who pauses prior to stepping on an escalator due to irrational fear of stepping on the cracks…
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.
great, another escalator hesitator holding us up ..
by silkist October 28, 2010
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Escapistize

1) To repeatedly and vigorously cram something down another person's throat

2) To disproportionately value the opinions of idiots with no talent
1) I used to like that new song, but the radio's Escapistized it.

2) I used to enjoy going to that website, but they Escapistized a bunch of trolls and now I can't stand about half their articles.
by CaiusCaligula January 21, 2011
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Escanor

You cant decide anything, the authority to decide everything is with Escanor sama. Hes the pinnacle of the human race even gods wont compare to him. No matter how hard you try he will always look down upon you coz hes the sun. Praise the sun mf...
Escanor sama is at the pinnacle of the whole universe
by Kira_crimson March 12, 2021
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Escalus

The best bloodline that has ever existed full of chads with twelve-packs and slaughters Temple Guards like flies
Escalus clapped everyone yesterday while on Ilum
by Federico57 October 28, 2021
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Portuguese Escalator

Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.
"Hey, I heard Makenzie tried the Portuguese Escalator last night."
by Jake 'The Cake' Roberts April 27, 2014
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financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.
I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.
by trapclap January 3, 2015
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Watchlist Escape Velocity

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.
“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”
by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020
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