Erectile mucus

A secondary or slang term for semen. Often used by people who are too ashamed to say semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Also often used just because it sounds funny

Honey, I accidentally got erectile mucus all over the dog

by JJ Andy January 1, 2019

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erectile dysfunction

when peepee dont go up when trying to do the hot sex

bro i have erectile dysfunction come take a look

by sloppymashies July 19, 2020

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Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

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erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

by Steek3636 November 5, 2020

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erectile dysfunction

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!

Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!

by forklol June 21, 2022

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