Clearly the majority of these people haven't been to England! For a start it's a country where the major majority of the population don't have bad teeth...you're talking about a country where most of the dentistry is FREE! Idiots. English people don't sit around drinking tea or talking like an imbecile "Golly gosh that was truly spiffing!" I think not. There isn't loads of chavs that spit and swear in fact there's more emo's and scene kids. We don't fuck sheep...much ;P and unlike america we're not a counrty full of pussies! American football is like rugby with padding. Grow some balls! We also have better fashion sense than americans and don't act like five year olds on crack. I don't know how any person who is american can call our accents at least we don't act like we're buzzing off life all the damn time! And we don't have a president called Bush...eyes out for you! I don't actually have anything against americans but this pissed me off!
Random american: Dude, like oh my God that was like totally awesome!!!!!
Random england person: I'm buzzing for you.
Random england person: I'm buzzing for you.
by Borris the buttfucking britain September 5, 2008
Get the englandmug. Terribly difficult to some up briefly:
One of the greatest nations ever.
Has an outstandingly extensive and fascinating history.
Once controlled virtually the whole world.
Has one of the most amazingingly diverse and exciting capitals in the world.
The English have played a significant role in the development of the arts and sciences throughout the globe.
Thanks to the legacy of the British Empire, the English language is now the world's unofficial lingua franca, while English common law is also the foundation of legal systems throughout the English-speaking countries of the world.
England has a long and rich musical history.
One of the greatest nations ever.
Has an outstandingly extensive and fascinating history.
Once controlled virtually the whole world.
Has one of the most amazingingly diverse and exciting capitals in the world.
The English have played a significant role in the development of the arts and sciences throughout the globe.
Thanks to the legacy of the British Empire, the English language is now the world's unofficial lingua franca, while English common law is also the foundation of legal systems throughout the English-speaking countries of the world.
England has a long and rich musical history.
Sir Winston Churchill, Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare and Charles Darwin- some of the most outstanding Englishmen.
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
William Shakespeare
Richard II (Act 2, Scene 1)
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
William Shakespeare
Richard II (Act 2, Scene 1)
by Isaac July 30, 2008
Get the Englandmug. by glosposts March 3, 2019
Get the Englandmug. by Tabbarn April 15, 2015
Get the englandedmug. Is a shitehole usually hated by any of it's previous colonies
1) Scotland absolutely fucking hate England
2)Catholics, Republicans and Nationalists of Norn Iron FUCKING HATE ENGLAND TO THE CORE
3)Anyone from Ireland (understandably)
4)Any African country they colonised and brutally supressed the people in for example. South Africa
5)Any American except the government and the don't know the difference between uk and gb
6)Last but not least, all French monarchy(though we all know what happened to them
1) Scotland absolutely fucking hate England
2)Catholics, Republicans and Nationalists of Norn Iron FUCKING HATE ENGLAND TO THE CORE
3)Anyone from Ireland (understandably)
4)Any African country they colonised and brutally supressed the people in for example. South Africa
5)Any American except the government and the don't know the difference between uk and gb
6)Last but not least, all French monarchy(though we all know what happened to them
Scotish fella: Do you hate England
Cath from NI: Eigh I feckin' hate 'em
Irish lad: same 'ere
Any African person who's country they : Fucking hate the place
American lad(he is 0.00000000000001% Irish): Absolutely hate 'em
Louis XVI: 💀
Cath from NI: Eigh I feckin' hate 'em
Irish lad: same 'ere
Any African person who's country they : Fucking hate the place
American lad(he is 0.00000000000001% Irish): Absolutely hate 'em
Louis XVI: 💀
by Dr Fictious November 16, 2022
Get the Englandmug. by pillowdonttalk October 15, 2017
Get the Englandmug. I live in England......
by LilyBear1357 November 27, 2018
Get the Englandmug.