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redneck engineering

The use of unorthodox methods and tools to build, modify or repair machinery, vehicles, etc, usually with little regard to finesse or technique.

Common tools include: sledgehammers, cutting torches, arc welders, come-alongs, jacks, porta-power kits, large prybars, sawzalls, lengths of pipe and 2 X 4s

So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.
The popular TV shows Monster Garage and Junkyard Wars often feature great masterpieces of redneck engineering
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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Russian Engineering

Attempting to get electronic or mechanical parts to work by physical force or violence. i.e. kicking, smashing, hacking, bludgeoning.
Craig took his T.V and kicked it a couple times in order to 'coerce' it into working. Like communism, the damn thing still refused to work. In a fit of ingenuity, he decided to use Russian Engineering, so he lit his T.V. on fire and smashed the bloody thing into an electronic pulp while dancing manically around it.
by Huerndy January 2, 2007
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Eugene Bear

Most bad-assed bear in existence.
Eugene Bear just mauled his ass.
by John "WTF" Mittle November 2, 2012
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Edgenergy

A strength and Vitality which radiates from a person or object of intense energy
"Wait that's not energy. That's some type of edgenergy. That's a thing right"- The lonely gomba YouTube channel Video: "Sonic Forces"
by GreenBite7 October 31, 2019
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Disgruntled Engineer

A person who claims to be a mad scientist, but is actually better at inventing things. Usually derogatory in the scientific community.
Have you heard of Dr. Insano, the famous mad scientist?

Nah, he's not a mad scientist, just a disgruntled engineer. He doesn't even use proper testing methods!
by Xeretsym February 7, 2010
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Mari (Eugene)

A Mari also known as a Eugene or a neckbeard is a socially awkward boy who struggles to pick up girls and engage in any form of social interactions. Anyone who happens to come across a Mari will definitely recognise them as a autistic weirdo who has a bent broken spine. If a Mari is extremely lucky to acquire a female he will be forced to hug his female because he is so afraid of ending her life with his vicious, razor-sharp, clubbed nails. When a Mari gets his first girlfriend she will break up with him a day before Valentine’s Day making the Mari cry on his bed eating the Chocolate he bought for his ex. An easy way to spot a Mari is by their clubbed, sharp nails, his terrible attire and his atrocious body stench.
Oh shit it’s Mari (Eugene) beware of his nails he could kill you.
by Trapgiddynail April 17, 2020
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engineer

Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."
by Destillat September 4, 2008
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