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engineer
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Someone
who relates to the
universe
in a mathematical but
socially inept
way.
Optimist: "The
glass
is half full."
Pessimist: "The
glass
is half empty."
Engineer: "The
glass
is twice the size it needs to be."
engineer
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Destillat
September 4, 2008
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engineer
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Engineer
Ask Urban Dictionary about Engineer
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Someone
who relates to the
universe
in a mathematical but
socially inept
way.
Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.
Optimist: "The
glass
is half full."
Pessimist: "The
glass
is half empty."
Engineer: "The
glass
is twice the size it needs to be."
Engineer
by
destillat
July 5, 2006
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0
Engineer
Merch