the engagement ring 

When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA

My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..

the engagement ring by Boy Hampster windsor September 9, 2009

Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement 

Statute of limitations is six months to get retribution for photos, pranks and other forms of humiliation. After the six month period has expired any retribution is considered a new act of warfare.

Brother -"I was just getting you back for those pictures you posted."

Sister- "According to the Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement, the statute of limitations has run out so now your screwed!"

Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement by lmft August 17, 2011

enraged 

Any show of extreme emotion.

Ex., Sadness, Happy, Anger, etc.

1. a."Look she's crying"
b."YO BITCH WHY SO ENRAGED?"

2. a."I'm getting an (insert current fad object) YAY!"
b."Stop being enraged."

3. a."I HATE YOU."
b."Enrage less?"

enraged by Mr. Salix July 29, 2008

Engayed 

when you are engaged to a person of the same sex as you. gay

Joe: "Oh my god! I didn't know you were engayed to Tom!"

Billy: "Yeah, I asked him just last week. Isn't it exciting!"

Engayed by Winterset GSA December 13, 2007

employee engagement 

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

employee engagement by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017

engayed 

When two gay people become engaged.

Did you hear that Danielle and Alexandria became engayed the other day?

engayed by hag111 July 27, 2009

Engayed 

its like engaged only between 2 homosexuals

"Hey how is your relationship with Pierre going?"
"We got engayed last night"

Engayed by rawwwwwwrgan September 19, 2009