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employmentally challenged

In today's economy, this word is quite handy when describing those who are currently without a job, jobless, or unemployed. This large group of people may or may not be receiving monthly benefits. They might be actively seeking work and honing in on their resumes or interviewing skills. More often than not, one can assume that they are glued to their couches in sweatpants, watching daytime television.
The employmentally challenged woman slept until 11 a.m. and then pretended to search for jobs on Craigslist, while spending hours and hours on Facebook.
by 30 and Unemployed April 24, 2010
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Equal Opportunity Employer

A rather classy way to say someone is Bisexual; A preferred alternative to the rather confusing and outdated phrase "swings both ways" .
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.
I don't understand how you could only date women Jim. Personally, I'm an equal opportunity employer.
by E.O.E. December 26, 2010
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An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.
yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
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state employee attitude

1. A negative, curt, or uninterested manner or disposition purported by a state employee towards a civilian/customer.

2. An air of indispensability adopted by state employees chiefly due to an almost nil chance of being terminated.
1. The DMV officer gave me state employee attitude by failing me on my driving test just because I put the radio on.

2. The postal clerk displayed state employee attitute when he threw the package even though it was marked fragile.
by T. - M. November 6, 2008
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equal opportunity employer

One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life
Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody
by BMoney March 11, 2005
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Employee of the Month

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.
Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!
by TheFleeceMan September 4, 2019
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self un-employed

a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.
K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do?
M: I'm self-unemployed!
by Kat November 25, 2004
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