Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
by Legolass November 9, 2004
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-Abnormal Average Height (Below)
-Large Ears (Larger than average)
-Abnormal Average Height (Below)
-Large Ears (Larger than average)
by Manuel Sesenker February 14, 2008
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A santa claus who fucks his elfs, or just a man who dresses like santa claus and fucks elfs. Or just a man who fucks elfs. See Bad Santa
by sam channy April 23, 2005
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"How'd you do that, Mark?"
"Elf magic."
"Look Mr. Frodo, real elf magic!"
"How'd you guess that? No one's ever guessed that before. How'd you know?"
"Elf magic."
"Elf magic."
"Look Mr. Frodo, real elf magic!"
"How'd you guess that? No one's ever guessed that before. How'd you know?"
"Elf magic."
by 5uperman September 1, 2007
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by GypsyMiss November 12, 2014
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by Lostpuppy211 March 25, 2020
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