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Extreme Ejaculate Easter 

Or EEE for short, this challenge starts in easter and ends in the end of easter, all you gotta do is ejaculate every day, or else you fail the challenge, simple right?
Yo, today's Easter, you know what that means...
Extreme Ejaculate Easter challenge

Forward Ejaculate

When a girl shoots your load back onto your dong after you finish in her
Daniel: oops I just finished inside of you

Isabella: watch out… I’m going to forward ejaculate it out of me on your weiner

Suffocate N Ejaculate

That is when you hang yourself and wank at the same time. The great Buddha was the first one to leran this mastery.
I’m going to do the Suffocate N Ejaculate

Evacuate and Ejaculate 

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.
So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!

The Judas Ejaculate 

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax
I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.

Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100