The Eiffel Tower 

You know what the Eiffel Tower is, dumbass!

The Eiffel Tower is a building in Paris, France. Duh.

The Eiffel Tower by The Last Non-Pervert October 27, 2013

Kennedy Eiffel Tower 

Ken·ne·dy Eif·fel Tow·er
ˈkenədē ˈīfəl ˌtou(ə)r

noun
Similar to a normal Eiffel Tower but between American President John F. Kennedy, his brother, U.S. Attorney General Robert Kennedy, and actress Marilyn Monroe.

History major presenting to class: In conclusion, as you can see, due to the fact that Marilyn Monroe was fucking both Kennedy brothers at the same time, a Kennedy Eiffel Tower occurring circa 1960 is a historical possibility.

Professor: ...Get the fuck out of my classroom...

Kennedy Eiffel Tower by LingerDinger September 4, 2018

I show you my Eiffel Tower 

You show a girl your dick.

I show you the Eiffel Tower, I show you my Eiffel Tower.

I show you my Eiffel Tower by GDZ April 6, 2022

swinging eiffel tower 

an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis

all the little kids on the playground pointed at the swinging eiffel tower

swinging eiffel tower by D-sizzler November 9, 2006

The Eiffel Tower 

The sex position in which 2 men perform sex on one girl, one man puts his dick in the vagina or the anus, while the other gets oral sex. Once this is happening, they put both hands in a high five position to form an Eiffel Tower shape.

Tom: Ayo Brady, wanna come to my house after school and do the Eiffel Tower?
Brady: Yeah sure man, who would we do it with tho?
Meghan (Brady's cousin): I'm down ;)

The Eiffel Tower by hotbich113 March 16, 2020

rusty eiffel tower 

Similar to the standard Eiffel Tower, a Rusty Eiffel Tower is a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job and the other is hitting the girl, in the butt, from behind. The gentlemen then clap hands over the girl forming a tower of glory.

They made a Rusty Eiffel Tower with her last night.

rusty eiffel tower by Ntaaj June 23, 2016

Mexican Eiffel Tower 

A threesome with two guys and a girl where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to give it the Eiffel Tower shape whilst wearing sombrero’s. This is a Mexican Eiffel Tower.

Hey Matt remember when Eiffel Towered that chick whilst wearing sombrero’s! We were Mexican Eiffel Tower

Mexican Eiffel Tower by justhearforthecomments December 27, 2020