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Ken·ne·dy Eif·fel Tow·er
ˈkenədē ˈīfəl ˌtou(ə)r

Similar to a normal Eiffel Tower but between American President John F. Kennedy, his brother, U.S. Attorney General Robert Kennedy, and actress Marilyn Monroe.
History major presenting to class: In conclusion, as you can see, due to the fact that Marilyn Monroe was fucking both Kennedy brothers at the same time, a Kennedy Eiffel Tower occurring circa 1960 is a historical possibility.

Professor: ...Get the fuck out of my classroom...
by LingerDinger September 04, 2018
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