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Egyptian Vacation

When you take time off to be wrapped up like a mummy with a butt plug in your ass.

This is similar to diaper people except that it has more of a focus on death rather than youth and lots of attention is paid to the size and type of butt plug used. You can be masturbated by someone else, an "embalmer" or masturbate yourself typically done with wrapping paper over your hand and erect penis or vagina.
hey John what did you do over Labor Day weekend?

I just took an old fashioned Egyptian Vacation.
by Joey Beaks August 28, 2017
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Egyptian Malibu

Commonly used street slang in western India in the late 1840's, an Egyptian Malibu is a mythological sexual act, performed by an ancient African tribe (that may or may not have even existed!). The Malibu was made famous by King Ramses the 8th in Luxor, Egypt, with his numerous carvings, depicting young women receiving his "seed" through their (no joke) nostrils. This is a rarely seen carving, but it is intact to this day!
"Hey I saw that chick in the Guinness book of world records on tv"
"What did she do?"
"She could take a glass of milk up the nose and squirt it out her tear duct"
"Man, she could probably give a really nice Egyptian Malibu"
by haravymas July 22, 2009
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egyptian omelette

Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.
"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"
by mcsilverue October 8, 2013
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egyptian mustache

While having intercourse "doggy style" and chewing tobacco, you spit on her anus and finger her anus. then you ejaculate on her anus. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an "Egyptian Mustache".
Last might I gave Joni an Egyptian mustache. It was amazing.
by vagrantvix January 27, 2007
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Egyptian Rain

It is the disgusting liquid that falls from AC boxes on you.
Aw shit, Egyptian Rain fell on me.
by Ray Palmer August 3, 2005
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egyptian salad

The appetizer came from Egypt and became popular and loved in the UK (specifically in Liverpool). Those who eat it will become overconfident in front of the opponent and have to receive karma.
Madrid fans:"Serve me an egyptian salad with some Karma sauce"
by Péndulum July 15, 2022
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Egyptian Pancakes

When a dude is hitting a girl from behind and jizzes on her back, then lets the jizz dry, peels it off, and serves it up as a snack
Dude...I’m feeling freaky tonight! What ya say we hit up my girl for a three-some and have us some Egyptian pancakes?
by Jebenizer December 9, 2019
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