low effort loser

A man that puts in little effort.

A: It’s my birthday tomorrow and he told me to get the cake myself. So, I broke up with him.
B: You saved yourself from a low effort loser. Next stop: queendom!

by renatl_car_abuse May 26, 2021

doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Un-efforted unspoken Gay Rizz

To attract gay people to you without trying

He has some killer un-efforted unspoken gay rizz fr..

by Koit October 14, 2023

I ask for you to make an effort to understand me

A succinct phrase that unfortunately has to be used whenever a person, despite already doing the best you can to make your point clear, has misinterpreted your point.

Using this phrase is almost essential nowadays when you try to express your opinion on the internet.

Internet user 1: So what you're saying is that people aren't allowed to have personal opinions?

Internet user 2: I ask for you to make an effort to understand me. I am not saying that people's right to freedom of speech should be taken away, but rather that free speech should have limits. Hate speech crosses that limit.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2020

Efforted

Having been attempted with effort.

The task was efforted by 3 boys.

by iamnotmyself July 1, 2022

Poor effort in the office

To preform blatant laziness and complete dereliction of duty at hand

Bill Rick and Kevin demonstrated a poor effort in the office by dropping the ball

by Just pawns July 9, 2021

Noble effort

Anything heroic that Joe Leal is incapable of doing.

Johnny: Man, Joe shit his pants before he even took the field

Will: Yeah what a real noble effort.

Jesse: Nah, whatever Joe does is anything but a noble effort

Joe’s parents: Told you!

by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 9, 2021