Plumbing engineer

A fancy title that a plumber, often affectionately termed a 'drippy' or 'pissy' in the UK, may like to give themselves. This is a gross misconception, they are merely a plumber.

Jim: "I've got a new job!"
Bob: "Congratulations mate, what work is it?"
Jim: "I'm going to be a plumbing engineer."
Bob: "Fuck off mate! You're gonna be a plumber, you jumped up cunt!"

by Asshole5001 December 8, 2017

Aerospace Engineering

Space, the final frontier, for these rocket raping masters of flight and fucking, the speed of light comes close to the level of badass-ness behind the brains of these technical fucking geniuses. Rocket science at it's best.

Hot girl: hey, whats your major?

Aerospace guy: aerospace engineering baby

hot girl: <sound of panties dropping>

period.

by The Jankster February 7, 2010

engineer

A person capable of making things work in unfathomable and near-magical ways. Generally possesses extreme levels of mechanical aptitude plus a formal education including large doses of applied math, physics and chemistry which he actually understands. Can perform calculations without using a calculator. Often builds his own mechanical devices from loose parts for self-amusement. A modern day witch. Often has difficulty relating to people because ideas on new and better ways of doing things are constantly flooding into his/her mind. In many cases just bringing an engineer into a room containing broken equipment causes the equipment to start working again.

One day an engineer found himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter looked him up in the book, and found that he was destined for the other place. The engineer protested that this must be a mistake, and that he had lived a righteous life, going to church every week, being faithful to his wife etc. to no avail. About 6 weeks later God reviews the lists and realizes that the engineer has been sent to the wrong place. So he rings up Lucifer and demands that the engineer be sent up. Lucifer says NO WAY. This guy was the best thing to ever happen here. He's got the AC working, we have running water and cable now too, and next week he thinks we will get internet access and an ice cream machine. God is pissed and yelling says "I'll sue". Lucifer says LOL where are you going to get a lawyer and hangs up.

by Gunder January 30, 2007

Thomas the Tank engine

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor

i watched Thomas the tank engine!

by LVK December 5, 2007

engin

It is a fuckin name not engine its engin

Engin

by Annenaq April 8, 2018

Pizza Production Engineer

A pizzeria employee tasked with the saucing, cheesing, and topping of pizzas; One who tops a pizza.

The Pizza Production Engineers were responsible for assembling and cooking your pizza.

by BlackDeathJackal September 9, 2010

check engine light

The ultimate cock-block when you A. Need to get your car inspected or B. Need to sell your car. Generally, it means a sensor is tripped that indicates a faulty part, but it usually doesn't affect the overall operation of the car.

Potential Buyer: "So how much do you want for this car?"

You: "I'll take $5000 for it."

Former Potential Buyer: "Wait... the Check Engine Light is on, never mind."

You: "fuck..."

by iraqvet2009 August 30, 2010