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Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.
Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT
by egf.koi September 4, 2021
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Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran can pass as grass.
Ed Sheeran photo, cool! WAIT HIS FACE IS THE GRASS?!
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Ed Sheeran

An unbelievably amazing creature that has been sent to us to make us believe that this world could be a brighter place and the answer to every problem.
"I'm trying to solve this impossible equation that has been haunting me for days...Do you have any idea?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I...I can't believe he has left me after our holiday in Paris...Like, who would ever do this to a girl? Do you have any tip to help me getting over him quickly (and this not includes getting drunk)?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I'm so tired, I've been working all day and the boss would complain about me an-"
"Stop"
"What? I need to express my feel-"
"The answer is and always will be: Ed Sheeran".
by sheeransvoice May 31, 2017
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Ed Sheeran-ify

(verb)

To "Ed Sheeran-ify" someone is when a celebrity is asked by their management to make or contribute to videos/photos/interviews that will receive lots of attention due to it being a trend. This term is typically used when referring to old celebrities/celebrities that don't have a big online presence, because it shocks people when they "keep up with the trends", even when it's really just their management team.
Person 1: "Bro have you seen that Tiktok of Harry Daniels singing 'Houdini' to Dua Lipa?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's so clearly yet another Ed Sheeran-ify situation to get her more money! Harry is literally in an office this time, and is singing her newest song."
Person 1: "That's literally what I was gonna say!"
by atlasishere April 14, 2024
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Ed Sheeran

a fagotty man

has piss kink

Likes feet
person 1: you like ed sheeran?

person 2: nah he likes peepee
by edsheeranspiss December 23, 2022
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Ed Sheeran

The musty, sweatiest, man alive who goes by the name of Ed Sheeran. He calls his fans “sheerios” a word based off ofcheerios”, which are the grossest cereal ever. Even if it does help cholesterol levels
Bro that dude is totally an ed sheeran!!

Omg youre so right, hes so mustyyyyy
by alemonthatwasjuiced June 19, 2021
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ed sheeran

a lonely person who will be single or yess and yes
her- who’s that
him- ohh he’s a ed sheeran
by bigfatshrekpenis February 2, 2021
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