ed sheeran

a fucking loser who can't sing for shit and whos music is almost as bad as Taylor Swift's

"Dude did you watch the ed sheeran concert last night?
"Ed sheeran? no, that dude's music is ass"

by average tayswift hater January 26, 2025

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no soul

“what does ed sheeran mean?”

“oh ed sheeran? it means no soul”

by uhhhhbigjuicyass January 19, 2022

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ed sheeran

he’s a scary ginger man you can make many scenarios

about him which will make you laugh or another definition is a person who is lonely

her- who’s that
him- oh he’s a ed sheeran

by bigfatshrekpenis February 2, 2021

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Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

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Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023

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