earlene

Everyone wants to know this girl. She possesses spirituality, strength, courage, nobility, intelligence & a good heart . She has a good sense of humor & people are captivated by her smile. She loves to learn. Earlene's always seeking wisdom. She is loved by all & most men secretly fall in love with her quickly simply by being in her presence. There's no one else quit like Earlene. She is unique, fearfully & wonderfully made by God, for His glory.

Earlene is a queen. I can't wait to see Earlene. Earlene captivated my heart. I will never forget Earlene...

by Queen Earlene May 24, 2016

Early Doors

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.

Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"

Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"

by Fete January 10, 2006

early 20s

When your too young to have your life together but old enough to feel like you have to.

"I didn't know what the hell I was doing in my early 20s" -someone who eventually got their shit together

by WiseStranger May 5, 2015

Early Doucet

1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.

by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011

go ugly early

The act of admitting to oneself that you will not pull a good looking bird not matter how long you hang around the night club. You always end up taking the ugliest bird anyway, so why not just go ugly early and get it over with.

It was only half past ten when Steven left the club with a salad dodger on his arm. His friend Jim passed him in the carpark and remarked "Eh up Steve, going ugly early?". Steven sighed, glanced at the fugly minger, and replied "Fraid so Jim, got work in the morning, so I don't have all night"

by Norbert Colon October 29, 2004

earlestown

the anus of england
located in between st helens and warrington
highlights include the road of out it
and the fact that it is in lancashire
can be used as insult as well,
or an excuse,
or a decription.

INSULT; "bloody hell you stink so bad you must be from earlestown"

EXCUSE; "why did you get a D in your test"
"i live in earlestown...."

DESCRIPTION; "your room is so dirty it looks like ive opened the door and walked into earlestown!"

by moan-eel January 6, 2008

Eardley

The act of launching a projectile at a close target, but missing due to a temporary inability to aim / perceive the distance of said object/target.

Throwing a ball of paper at the bin that's less than 3 feet away from you and missing would prompt a bystander to proclaim "My Word, You've just done an Eardley.

by GeekThree February 12, 2010