Executed files.txt

1. the txt file that you hide your secret diary in not that i would know....

1. No dont open executed files.txt

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

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unitary executive

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think

George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.

by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008

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Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

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Executive Goth

1. A person who is dressed in clothing of a gothic nature that would be considered appropriate (or borderline appropriate) for wear during business hours

2. A sexy, smart, and successful individual who dresses to impress with gothic accents, while still adhering to the common clothing guidelines of "business professional." May be modified slightly with a dash of "whore" if you are FUCKING AWESOME.

An Executive goth might wear tailored black suits and funky ties, black pencil skirts, fishnets, patent leather platform high heels and fitted jacket, a perfectly ironed black, or black with an accent color button down shirt with a small under bust corset

by kellymfdm March 5, 2011

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