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Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, but still form an opinion on it that is usually outlandish due to the lack of understanding of the content.
Bro, Mike didn't prepare at all for this presentation, he was executive skimming again! Who's going to correct him in front of the CEO!?
by Truffula June 19, 2023
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Executed files.txt

1. the txt file that you hide your secret diary in not that i would know....
1. No dont open executed files.txt
by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019
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executive Friday

n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday
I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.
by misskj March 15, 2009
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Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
by Give me a break! December 18, 2012
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executive box

That executive box has a hot bitchy resting face.
by iflyaround March 28, 2016
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execute yuhself

It’s a line created by a influencer called R19.
The term execute yuhself means (Go away or leave)
Execute yuhself nuh please.
by Execute yuhself October 3, 2023
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unitary executive

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think
George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.
by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008
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