Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021

Ethiopian Hotdog

1) Get a giant pot of mustard

2) pour it into the japseye of the man

3) Have sex until the man jizzes

4) squeeze the mustard out of the fanny onto the mans dick while he holds a hotdog bun either side

man: hey do u wana try something
woman: erm it depends what it is

man: its the ethiopian hot dog
woman: yes! i love the ethiopian hotdog

by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! August 2, 2021

ethiopian mound roller

To build a hill where lions can't reach starving children

Billy: what is he doing?

Marvin: he's an Ethiopian mound roller. He saves the children.

by Thefryinhawaiin September 10, 2021

Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy popular among distance runners.

"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast in the pipe tonight? I heard Noah will be there!"

by LetItLinger March 28, 2025

Ethiopian Joint

A very skinny joint or blunt.

Dude, you rolled an Ethiopian joint again.

by JustaStoner April 29, 2021

Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy or freaky event popularized by distance runners.

"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast at the pipe later? I heard that Noah will be there after he finishes recharging!"

by LetItLinger March 28, 2025

ethiopian steamer

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.

I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.

by asdf;lkji January 22, 2022