ethiopian surprise

It's literally just nothing

Yo bro what you have for dinner last night?

Oh I had an Ethiopian Surprise

by Gwortley1 June 8, 2017

Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021

Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it

Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025

Ethiopian Joint

A very skinny joint or blunt.

Dude, you rolled an Ethiopian joint again.

by JustaStoner April 29, 2021

Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy popular among distance runners.

"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast in the pipe tonight? I heard Noah will be there!"

by LetItLinger March 28, 2025

Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy or freaky event popularized by distance runners.

"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast at the pipe later? I heard that Noah will be there after he finishes recharging!"

by LetItLinger March 28, 2025

Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Act of Oral sex when the woman attracts all your cheese smegma on her lips and you both make out with her and 2 other people right after while maintaining the cheese on your lips passing it down

Erick G: Hey lets play Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Erick E: Sure im so down

by Spookyluvcheesenodiddy444 April 29, 2025