empty-house party

A going away party held in a soon-to-be-vacant former residence, once all furniture and belongings have been removed. This type of party is advantageous as nothing can get broken.

Peter and Kimberly moved out all their stuff from the house; their empty-house party should be fun.

by pmauro2001 June 4, 2007

Empty The Medicine Cabinet

To take every pill in your medicine cabinet - expression normally used to explain something you would rather do or how you feel. An alternative way of saying you make me want to die

This lecture makes me want to empty the medicine cabinet

by Abzzmaxx December 31, 2010

Empty-shirt

Empty-shirt: A person in law-enforcement or in an authority position that does not do anything or say anything in situations where they are expected to.

Empty-shirt: A cop or officer that is invisible, cowardice, useless and ineffective who is a complete waste of space.

That officer is an empty-shirt because he never intervenes or says anything if someone is doing something wrong in front of him.

by Vacia Camisa February 19, 2022

empty bookshelf

Woman with huge breast implants that stick out like a bookshelf who has no books (brains) to go with it.

Did you see that story of the woman that was fired from her job for being "too sexy"? Well, once you start digging into her background and see some other videos of her, it turns out she's just an empty bookshelf.

by Bob and Lesa July 26, 2010

Empty Net Syndrome

This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.

Don't make eye contact with her, she has a severe case of Empty Net Syndrome.

by Jafeica November 3, 2015

Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.

I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.

by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019

empty egg carton

a female with an empty egg carton is usually infertile due to birth control or excessive drinking or general drug use.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.

A: yoo bro what do you think of britanny?
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around

by user23451 January 18, 2020