by 459395 March 7, 2022

an elementary school where kids deal drugs with strangers and the kids lick Taylor swifts' camel toe. the teachers simp for Dwayne the rock Johnson and as sluts, they sleep with him. The kids get into a gun fight every week with the local military and national police. Thats why half of the kids go missing every week. the school is in Dearborn, so we know that the tall miller elementary school got rebuilt three times, once for construction, another one because why not, and a third time because a plane crashed. A Saudi hijacker and his group of friends and virgins made a terrorist attack on the world capitol, Dearborn. the students are the best of the best, with iq better then albert Einstein. but I wonder why they make up in the bed with each other even if they are boy to boy, or girl to girl.
by 1235443wo54q0 July 25, 2024

Formal Name: *Lower Primary School*. The first compulsory stage of education. Where kids from Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) come to learn beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Science, and other bullshit.
by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022

An elementary school a part of the west cluster of Plano where kids learn the fundamentals of drugs and the absolutely necessary art of defying authorities. You learn the basics of the hood.
by The fracture April 14, 2019

by 459395 March 9, 2022

An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.
by anonymous December 7, 2020

This school is located in Port Saint Lucie Florida. At this school offers pretty good education EXCEPT THE FACT THAT ALL THE KIDS THAT GO THERE ARE FAKE SNAKES🥰
Tom: billy is so annoying
Billy: hi Tom
Tom: hi billy I missed you
Billy: I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT ME TOM
Tom: what are you talking about
Billy: I hate Village green elementary school
Billy: hi Tom
Tom: hi billy I missed you
Billy: I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT ME TOM
Tom: what are you talking about
Billy: I hate Village green elementary school
by Laladoodoo4892 August 9, 2019
