Eight Five

Distortion of the truth way beyond belief and or An Absolute Avalanche of Bullshit.
Eight Five is also known in numerical values as shown in the formula below:
(8 or eight)+ (5 or five) = "Absolute bullshit" or eightfive or 85.
85 is generally used when stories of extreme sports are involved.

Dude that was the biggest load of crap Ive ever heard, yeah massive "eight five"

Dude I jumped the grand canyon on a unicycle, 85 85 85 85 85
Eight fucking five

by XOBHCNUL February 6, 2008

eight ball

3.5 grams of cocaine

i had 28 grams of cocaine and sold an eightball- i have 24.5 grams left

by p. escobar September 11, 2003

Figure Of Eight

The action when a man flaps his unerrect penis in a figure of eight in an attempt to attract women and to try to raise his 'member'. Must be done without the use of hands. Try it... you might like it...

Barry and Bob had a figure of eight competition... The first to do 5 laps got to keep the porn mag.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Figure eight

Male version of camel toe. When a man's testicles and/or penis are visibly seperated by the fabric of his pants.

Buddy, i think it's time to adjust.. you got a figure eight showing.

by captain smoketacious July 6, 2006

After Eight

The delicious mint flavored chocolate...

My baby... do you want to watch the sunset after eight, while drinking hot chocolate with a box of after eight chocolates?

by ...Shoaib&Zoya... January 16, 2012

Eight Ball

A crazy, reckless person. Furthermore, a lighthearted term used to describe a mix between an idiot and a daredevil (either for insult and, sometimes, endearment).

Like the literal black ball used in a game of pool, an Eight Ball is a living, breathing symbol of both good and bad luck.

Popularized by U.S. Navy and Marine Corps T.V. shows "McHale's Navy" (1962-1966) and "Baa Baa Black Sheep" a.k.a. "Black Sheep Squadron" (1976-1978).

"Christy, you Eight Ball! You ain't sane enough to go rollin' in Central Park!" - Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale

by DJRayRay March 20, 2017

eight + one

Yet another term for a blazer more specifically a 9 mill.

" as he pulled out his gat I made a run for the eight + one"

by the guillotine industrialist April 27, 2005