dunch

A word used for a mild, unoffensive way of insulting someone for fun. used in a similar way as the word,bastard.
-or if used with a harsh tone can also be very offensive in nature.

"wow Rick, you are such a dunch."

by diechers September 15, 2006

Dutch Dinkle Dunch

When you are in a hot tub and you 69 causing your partner to whack their head on the bottom of the tub, leaving them unconscious.

Megan: Why is my new hot tub bloody?
Ally: I saw Liz and Steven doing a Dutch Dinkle Dunch!
Liz: What happened last night?
Eric: You went hardcore with my brother.

by Lighthouse Star December 29, 2011

Dunch

A combination of dinner and lunch. Also the sound when you try to surprise someone with anal sex with a raging hard-on (or strap on) but the recipient is wearing a substantial butt plug that prevents said butt sex.

Dude, I tried to surprise her with anal last night but I got the dunch.

by ewilborn November 5, 2021

Dunch

To vigorously rape or to teabag a dead body.

While playing halo Jimmy said"Dunch the body"after one of his teammates killed a very annoying player.

by The Duncher March 2, 2011

dunch

is a bitch and can be used in any way bitch can be used

you stupid dunch

by leondaman October 14, 2008

Dunch

dinner and lunch

" that was an amazing dunch we had today"

by Kimlalalingsta May 8, 2022

dunch

the act of eating out someons butt, or butthole. (verb)

Dunch me!!!

Person 1- "What's your fetish"
Person 2- "I love dunching!!!"
Person 1- "What's that?"
Person 2- "Let me show you!!!" <dunches person 1>
Person 1- "Wow, that felt great, thanks for dunch"

by geniuskidm May 10, 2011