Fecal dumpling

A small oblong shaped piece of feces that would look otherwise tasty if it wasn't made out of poop.

Dude, come to the toliet and check out my fecal dumplings and brown sauce.

by B0dizzy September 22, 2005

Plumbing the Dumpling

When your girl is taking a shit you come in and stick your dick in her mouth forcing her to give you head because she can't go anywhere.

I was plumbing the dumpling the other day and she shoved the plunger up my ass.

by DYC Yetti August 08, 2010

squirty dumplings

a form of explosive diarrhea. Can be caused by anything but has the same symptoms and consequences as normal diarrhea

Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.

I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings

by bengalsfan05 September 09, 2009

frump dumpling

1.Any unattractive, often overweight female who is usually drunk and trying to score.(see also: swamp donkey)

2.(pl:frump dumplings)The type of women I do not have sex with.

Geez, that Jennie is a real frump dumpling.

by Nunya Business June 17, 2004

tuscaloosa dumpling

A tuscaloosa dumpling is a twist onclassic cherokee chin strap,followed by a montgomery monkey tail,topped off with a gravey chaser.

" no one knows what a tuscaloosa dumpling is except for you aunt lil,cuz she invented it" Early cyler its a right of passage.

by erly cylers momma August 28, 2010

crusted dumpling

A black boy dumped by an asian chick.

That little crusted dumpling needs to find himself a real sista.

by msmasdf December 28, 2013

Squidy Dumplings

Taking a dump and it comes out spiral-like; another from of the "squirts" or "runs"

Person one, "I ate the chicken tenders from the 7-11."
Person two, "Wow! You are brave!"
Person one, "Yeah, it gave me the squidy dumplings."

by Philtor October 24, 2010