Drone Strike

The act of jizzing on a person's face while they are sleeping.

Sarah was occupying my territory while she slept soundly last night. To reduce any collateral damage, I opted for a precision drone strike.

by moleymoley May 11, 2013

drone metal

The incorrect term for the under-appreciated genre known as Drone Doom. Quite probably some of the most atmospheric music in metal today, it features minimalistic riffs and sounds to paint a picture in your mind. The lyrics deal with abstract concepts, but usually are melancholic as a whole.

The correct term for drone metal is "drone doom," as our "Deathfuckingmetal" dumbass doesn't seem to know.

Download any Sunn O))) song, it'll make your skin crawl. In the best way possible.

by Vote for Hippie Death Camps May 13, 2006

Phone Drone

a person that hardly ever looks up from their phone.

Person1: *Looks at their phone doing shit for like 1 hour straight without looking up*
Person2: phone drone...

by 7oSeven September 12, 2020

Drone Parenting

The act of parenting in a manner in which you are so far up your own kid's ass that you lose your identity, or ability to function in a reasonable, rational and otherwise non-destructive way.

I used to worry about being supportive of my kid, but then I saw Christy and her drone parenting style - I'm alright letting little Jonny entertain himself a while.

by Snarky_Minotaur October 30, 2014

PR Drone

A good looking, well dressed, but fairly dim - and usually female - person who works in a marketing or PR department, obsessed with such useless concepts as "branding" and "synergy".

See Marketing.

"If that god-damned PR Drone doesn't stop asking me stupid questions I'm going to delete her entire work for the past three months."

"Maths is hard. That's why I changed to a marketing degree."

by Aye Right September 25, 2007

Diversity Drone

Anyone who mindlessly adheres to the diversity creed.

Prone to Drone: Self-identified 'liberals'; moralistic vigilantes; anthropology majors.

Life cycle: Many people assimilate into drone-life after discovering that diversity is the solution to world conflict, becoming so obsessed with this ideal that their personality merges with the Hive-Mind. This causes them to engage in stereotyped and predictable behaviors such as: obtaining student leadership positions, becoming obstinately opposed to stereotypes, and becoming hateful towards the imagined Oppressor. Drones typically die off after obtaining jobs in the outside world.

How to recognize a drone: Drones can often be heard buzzing about "ethnic identity", "tolerance", and "multiculturalism", esp. when pressed about their comprehension of diversity. You won't find a depth of knowledge here, only the clever wielding of words to shame and demonize. Do not threaten further. Drones command the power of a guilty Nation.

"This modern dance performance is really pissing me off, it's ethnocentric and racist! What's with all of them having dark skin? It's not like ALL Ethiopian people have dark skin! I'm going to make a facebook group protesting the unjust portrayal of minority Ethiopian people in modern dance."
-words of a diversity drone

by nohbodyatall February 27, 2009

E-drones

A term used by wrestling fans on the internet to refer to someone who is a typiclly a socially inept diehard WWE fan.who calls all wrestling outside of WWE the indies

Wrestling fan: Bryan Danielson is one of the greatest wrestlers walking the earth

E-drones: If he was so great why did wwe not resign him

by protect trans kids March 1, 2022