douchebucketry 

The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.

"Dude, that guys behavior was the height of douchebucketry. What a dick!"

douchebucketry by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009

Douche Fuck 

When you find a hot douche and you fuck

Hey I had a douche fuck last night!

Douche Fuck by Scrub Rekt April 26, 2016

Douchepocket

Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.

I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.

Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.

He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.

Douchepocket by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009

Douchehack 

A person in a position of respect or even authority that acutally knows absolutely nothing, is illiterate, incapable of basic problem-solving, and just collects a salary.

Frat boys that drink their way through ivy league and graduate with the vocabulary of a 3rd grader, and go on to assume a position in municipal government. George Bush is a good example of a douchehack.

Douchehack by stunnedsilence December 29, 2009

douchelicker 

someone that licks used douches

dude you are such a douchelicker!

douchelicker by yomoma12234 January 9, 2010

doucheficial 

A politician who is an official douche.

"Did you hear Al Gore is being accused of unwanted sexual contact?" "Yeah, that guy is a doucheficial."

doucheficial by sarasvati14 June 28, 2010

Douchecock 

The highest form of douchebachery.

An upgraded insult of the simplistic and overused term douchbag.

Man: Hey, remember that kid at the party that was hitting on all our taken lady friends and making everyone feel uncomfortable?

Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.

Douchecock by The dude from another dude December 2, 2010