disturbation

The act of disturbing someone to the point where you might as well be doing what the word sounds like in front of them.

Poor Scott. We must have scared him away with our ways of disturbation.

by Anderem August 4, 2007

long distance relationship

A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.

Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her?
Bob: Because I love her...
Bub: That's so lame. There's so many hot girls here and you can't do anything about it.
Bob: I care about a lot more than that.
Bub: Whatever... you candy ass.

by rainman002 September 15, 2009

Long Distance Relationship

A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.

They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often.

by XxUnkownxX July 9, 2016

the district

What everyone from Washington DC calls Washington DC.

Q: Hey, where are you?

A: In Virginia, heading back to the district.

by gcgraves September 17, 2008

redlight district

a neighborhood or a part of a neighborhood where businesses connected to the sex industry (sex shops, strip clubs, adult theaters etc.) exist.

Guy 1: I'm going to the redlight district to get me some hooker vagina.
Guy 2: Bring me some glow in the dark lube.
Guy 1: Alright brother!

by ilhsdfksdfhgs June 23, 2010

Distinguished Visitors

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

by littlemen October 16, 2012

central distressway

pun off of Central Expressway (commonly knows as just 'Caentral' or '75'), in Dallas Texas. Which is basically this huge ass expressway that almost EVERYONE in Dallas uses to get to and from somewhere so its always bumper to bumper hence the term "Central Distressway"

"dude your like 3 hours late."

"sorry man, i got caught up on central distressway"

by dallas_vintage August 3, 2007