australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it

"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"

by TheDarkSquirrelRises April 24, 2016

Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.

crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you

by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017

Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out

I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser

by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021

New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.

I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...

by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021

Pensacola Pez Dispenser

When you stuff Plan B under your foreskin and have your date perform fellatio.

I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.

by MrPklz December 19, 2023

National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.

“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”

by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023

Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023