Dyslexic

An excuse used by people of various careers to rationalize their failures or shortcomings. This term came into existence during the “Soccer Mom” generations, as American mothers were scrambling for a reason as to why their children were so stupid.

That fellow isn’t dyslexic; he’s just an idiot.

by Verges November 25, 2003

dsylexic anorexic

The inverse condition of anorexia, overly concerned with losing weight, which is usually associated with a loss in self confidence, because they think they are getting smaller. BIG=MASCULINE.

Boy 1 to girl: Dude, I went to Publix today and I have lost 6 lbs.......I have to lift twice as much, get some more supplements (ie steriods) and eat some junk food..I have to get my mass back....I feel like a stringbean.

Girl to friend: GOD, he is such a dsylexic anorexic, he needs serious help.....

by the haha girl October 7, 2008

Dislexium

When he or she is being retarded and doesn't make any sense.

You have dislexium

by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

dyslexic

the posh persons definition of thick

tarquin is a bit dyslexic because his family have been inbreeding since the 16th century

by Mr Flibble April 20, 2004

dyslexician

A dyslexic person.

A: Hey did you liek the socker mutch (soccer match)?
B: You mean... sucker marsh? Man. U. vs Barcel.?
A: Yea right...whatever it's spelt.
D: hat was awesome! Great I guess we're both dyslexicians!

by nonachyst June 13, 2009

National Dyslexics Suck Day

July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics

“Yo Bob it’s July 12,”
“Its National Dyslexics Suck Day, Hey Emma National Suck Dyslexics Day Its”

by DogFoodBitchAss July 8, 2022

dyslexic baws

When a dyslexic person does something wrong and people blame their dyslexia because their dyslexic and because dyslexia means stupid.

"Lewis burned down the school...."

"He's dyslexic but"

"Aw that makes sense"

or

"Haha david has a big chin what a dyslexic baws"

by Aladdin Bin Laden November 25, 2007