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Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.
God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!
by Singadu September 26, 2018
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Disaster Gay

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination
"Sam Johnson is such a disaster gay, she painted her face with acrylic paint and it stained her skin."
by Saphhire September 28, 2018
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vaginal disaster

After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.
by sickophucko November 28, 2013
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Anal Disaster

When you eat a DQ cotton candy blizzard and you immediately shit yourself because of a lactose intolerance.
Rob went to DQ and shared his cotton candy blizzard with the group, suddenly there was a Anal Disaster in the bathroom.
by Queso D April 20, 2019
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Multi-disastering

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate American often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.
Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.
by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021
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Disaster Chic

The type of clothes typically worn by politicians when they are visiting emergency sites or attending emergency related press conferences as coined by Sammy Lawrence.
"What are you wearing to the fire press conference?"
"I'm dressing in disaster chic, so probably jeans, boots, and a quarter zip with my logo on it "
by D Encino May 17, 2021
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