movie director

slang for someone on the influence of any substance of drug

Max is a movie director, look at him shacking on the floor

by rainey55 January 5, 2006

no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.

i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.

by Chris Norton January 29, 2009

sales director

A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.

In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Diregarding

Disregarding someone to the point where they feel they no longer exist.

Usually when people say, "idowhatiwant", they are diregarding everyone around them.

by Devon Parsons January 12, 2009

actor-director package deal

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie

Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.

by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008

urban dictard

A person who uses urban dictionary to find new things to say, but ends up sounding like a tard.

A contraction of Urban Dictionary + Retard.

See also dictard

Q: Dude, what's up with all that pseudo-slang Coolio keeps spewing?

A: Yeah, dude, he's a total urban dictard.

by burbantard November 16, 2011

urban directory

A misreading and mispronunciation of what is otherwise Urban Dictionary.

"Have you seen the Shamesung entry on Urban Directory!?"

by SemanticBastard March 14, 2018