wining n dining

When the stepparent doesn’t approve of the biological parent taking the kids out for dinner

Angie does not approve of wining n dining

by Late for work December 6, 2019

Lottie Nelson Dining Hall

1. All-you-can-eat fried food extravaganza (at Messiah College) with a few popular staples. Namely, Falcon-Fil-A, Chicken Cordon Bleu, and popcorn chicken. Oh, and if you don’t like fried chicken, you’re in luck. We have fried fish that tastes just like it.

2. The place where poor college students from Messiah go because they can’t afford to eat at the Falcon or Union.

3. The Community Cafeteria.

Student1: Did you go to Lottie Nelson Dining Hall this morning?

Student2: No, why?

Student1: Man did I have to take a sh*t after breakfast.

Student2: Yeah, that Egg McFalcon always makes me cream my jeans.

by LocoJaime February 21, 2020

Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)

''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''

by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022

What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison

1. When a completely random set of people find themselves hanging out together and a third party decides to comment on their unusual outing

2. Any circumstance involving a random group of people who have absolutely nothing to do with each other

1. “Becky! Did you see them having dinner the other day?”

“Yes! What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison”

2. “A random assortment of characters dining in unison just texted me !!!!!” (Completely open to any sort of interpretation)

by JennyBea November 19, 2019

The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

dumpster-diving

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.

Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019