Dingus

A spent cock

"His proud boner shrivelled into a moist dingus as he rolled over to sleep."

by Blackzicanitus January 9, 2017

Dingus

a dingus is the primary sexual organ that male and hermaphrodite animals use to inseminate sexually receptive mates (usually females and hermaphrodites respectively) during copulation; A Penis

synonyms: Dong, Slong, Penis, Anaconda, Weiner, Peeter, wee wee, a boys "thingy", Dickkkkkkkkkkkk

"Wow! Did you see Jonathan whip out his Dingus in front of everyone, it had so much girth to it."
"Carlos quit playing with your dingus at the table!"

by kout/Dan/jondickdrunkdingus April 21, 2014

Dingus

Also known as the RAWK. BEWARE of El Dingus identity theivery!

Dingus, RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM THIS THING!

by Matt711 August 29, 2005

Dingus

1) A large lumbering creature or
2) A daft, immoral and somewhat rebelious energy.

by Operez August 17, 2003

dingus

A person who occasionally pisses you off, but at the end of the day you still love them. They're usually your best friend who makes fun of you from time to time. Dingus can be used as a comment when they irritate you, or in a few cases, it can be endearing.

Dan: *mocking tone* "I'm Jenn...hmph hmph hmph!"
Jenn: *scowling*"You're such a dingus"

by jdawgmoneysign May 15, 2016

dingus

Someome who isn't an (idiot) but does idiotic things

For example messing up on a really easy test questoon
"Beth you're such a dingus"

by Ariom Stromberg May 12, 2015

dingus

another word for a spaz.
NOTE: a dingus is NOT a stupid person, because a dingus is someone who can make you laugh by doing stupid THINGS, but they are not stupid people. a stupid person is an idiot. idiot and dingus are different.

(your friend is rocking back and forth on their chair and it topples over, thus flinging them across the room)

you say "dude, you're such a DINGUS"

by dingus April 27, 2003