-A peice of poo that gets winded in your butthair. Causing you to sit for hours bent over in the mirror trying to untangle it.
-A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.
-A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.
-Kaylee: I shat and got doo doo in my butthair. I had to untangle it for hours
Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed.
-Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance!
Mel: How?
Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off.
Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also!
Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed.
-Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance!
Mel: How?
Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off.
Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also!
by Zaralot October 10, 2011
Get the Dingleberrymug. by ASfinkterSaysWhat July 19, 2008
Get the dingleberrymug. by mecaro December 28, 2005
Get the dingleberrymug. (1) NOUN: A Residual Fecal Crustation caused by improper wiping, excessively dry excrement, or low quality toilet paper commonly found in washrooms at public resteraunts.
(2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person.
(3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.
(2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person.
(3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.
(1) I think that cheap wipe toilet paper left a dingleberry.
(2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY.
(3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.
(2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY.
(3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.
by James T. Baker December 10, 2008
Get the dingleberrymug. this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.
by viciousk May 25, 2009
Get the dingleberrymug. somebody who is dumb, dont understand shit, so instead of callin him or her a dumbass or a stupid motherfucker or a son of a bitch you just call them a fuckin dingleberry.
i specifically told this motherfucker to bring me back a master cylinder miller and he brings me back a fuckin icehouse...what a dingleberry.
by frank rizzo May 13, 2005
Get the dingleberrymug. Aside from being more commonly known as a 'crusty ass booger', a dingleberry can be used in slang terms when referring to the gonads; i.e. balls, nuts, quervos, testicles, testes, etc.
by YourMomIsAHoe July 25, 2007
Get the dingleberrymug.