JOHN: Hey, do you Tim?
KEVIN: Yea, he's such a Mike'n Dike!
JOHN: I don't know how he can stand all those lesbians.
KEVIN: Yea, he's such a Mike'n Dike!
JOHN: I don't know how he can stand all those lesbians.
by Bamboo Royalty March 6, 2016
Get the Mike'n Dikemug. by T-money jonesly bitch March 30, 2011
Get the Hoover Dikemug. by Billy Williams January 3, 2005
Get the dick-dikemug. "Smh girl you see that baby dike, still wearing plats,cargos,and colored contacts...she should be shot"
"I remember those days"
"I remember those days"
by Weandy September 7, 2013
Get the Baby Dikemug. a dumb ass girl/guy who thinks she/he is the shit will talk shit about you when you didnt do shit to them they think you are trying to hit on them or be friends to them when in reality you dont really give a damn about them your just conversating and they must make it a point that they feel better then you or thinks your conversation is stupid and has to make it a point to let you know she feels more mature then you. and seem to have a hatred towards the opposite race at the same time.
garfield: hey J grab me a beer!
J:ok! walks to fridge "excuse me" (to random girl)
Random girl: "rollz eyes" pssh whatever!
J: heres your beer bro, did you see that dike yetti?
Garfield: ya fuck that dike yetti ass bitch!
J:ok! walks to fridge "excuse me" (to random girl)
Random girl: "rollz eyes" pssh whatever!
J: heres your beer bro, did you see that dike yetti?
Garfield: ya fuck that dike yetti ass bitch!
by VIRUS October 29, 2012
Get the dike yettimug. a name for someone who grows up a follower, never knowing who they really are. they just want to be like everyone else. there is usually one person that they particularly are attracted to the idea of being like them. they may or may not actually believe that they are that person. in some cases they can develop a strong sexual attraction for the person they admire. they will go to great lengths to mimic the person they admire such as dressing like them, stealing their clothes, stealing from them, getting a girlfriend when the other person has one. they will attach themselves to one or more places that their crush hangs out and will not leave these places under any circumstances. other symptoms of this disorder are homosexual fantasies, homosexual tendencies, dressing in camouflage, not bathing or doing laundry, and crack smoking.
Mike is really starting to be a Dike Flamer these days. everytime i see him he's at the same place wearing camo and acting like he wants to be like Jam.
by amandasman December 8, 2009
Get the Dike Flamermug. When someone is just acting like the opposite gender towards another person. You could also use this word while full of anger towards another person.
by Conmnect July 23, 2017
Get the Dike-Headmug.