dicktetraplegia

paralysis of the wang caused by a consistent failure to use it in accordance with the vagina. also known by many as a faggot.

"When do you reckon Benny will get a chick?"
"Never he has dicktetraplegia"

by SGT_PEREGRINE88 March 29, 2010

dicktonite

A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.

Man, that bitch has a lethal dose of dicktonite!

by lucyfur April 13, 2008

error dicktection

1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.

"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

by Salpacino2200 April 15, 2009

dicktease

1)male strippers
2)term used 2 refer 2 male homos

dicktease=male strip tease

by trajikace November 1, 2008

Dicktowel

An individual that has a current self-esteem problem; someones bitch.

Quit being such a dicktowel

by T.J.Hooker June 14, 2004

Dicktor Scale

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.

"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Dicktree

Trees that resemble the shape of a massive bear cock that makes all white men jealous

Dude look at that dicktree!!

by DanSako November 23, 2018