Deine mutter

Your mom but funnier and Germaner

“What are you doing tonight”
“Deine mutter.”

by GriffTheMyth January 8, 2022

Nudity Prevention Device

an article of clothing.

prevents, does not stop.

comes off easier with alcohol.

"i'm going to go put my nudity prevention devices in the dryer, dude. I'll be back in a minute."

by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009

deviled eggs

When you drink a bottle of hot sauce wait 1 hour then Than pry your girlfriends sleeping eyes open and shit equally on each eye ball you may garnish around eye with chillie powder or parsley if for looks if desired.

My girl made me so mad last night so instead of hate screwing her ass hole I made her some deviled eggs.

by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

Dirty Devin

When you Bang a hot chick inside a Portapotty while people wait outside to use it. Specifically on a hot summer day.

"I was fishing at the local pond when a sexy babe wanted to bone. So I gave her a Dirty Devin."

by BiggestMonkaBallls April 3, 2020

devin hester

Currently one of the most dangerous threats in the NFL as a returner for the Chicago Bears, in addition to achieving the impossible: a 100 speed rating in Madden NFL Football Video games beginning in 2008. He attended the University of Miami Florida (The U), where he was even then considered very elusive and dangerous.
As a rookie in the NFL during the 2006-2007 season, he set the record for returning the most kicks for touchdowns. Given the nicknames "Windy City Flyer" and "Anytime" many kickers and punters try to not even let him touch the ball.
Noteable Accomplishments:
-57th pick in the NFL Draft
-4.35 forty yard dash at the NFL Scouting Combine
-broke 8 tackles during an 81 yd TD return against Duke in 2005
-1 Field Goal return for touchdown (108 yds) against the Giants in 2006
-5 other TD returns in the 2006-2007 season
-First Player ever to return the opening Super Bowl Kick for a TD in 2007

Did you see Devin Hester on that play?

No, he was going too fast

by bankok April 3, 2008

devin hester

most amazing return man ever in NCAA FOOTBALL History. The Michael Jordan of Kick Returns. Ran back his first kickoff return ever for a touchdown vs. the Gators. jaw dropping

larry coker: we need a big play, let the other team score so they can kick off to Devin.

by jfire February 5, 2005

devin bui

the cutest tiktoker on the app. leader of the SDG boys

abg 1: who’s your favorite sdg member??
abg 2: obviously devin bui
abg 3: you’re right

by alisjja November 6, 2019