Deviled egg with side burns

A 30 year white virgin with a heavy beard wants to met someone new so they clean shave there beard but forget to shave there side burns and they look fuckin retarded

“Yo mr Phillips is a deviled egg with side burns”

“I know sad right”

by Tyrone911 January 8, 2019

denialated

To deny while adding an unnessecary (yet well fitting) suffix

Guy: Your a fag Bill
Bill: Why?
Guy:*walks away*
Richard Simmons: Oh my, Bill, honey bunny, you've just been denialated

by John Cataldo May 4, 2004

Devinated

When Someone is being a pussy ass bitch cause they don't feel like it.

goddammit he's been devinated.

by Penisinajar.inc May 10, 2018

Deviated Starfish

When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.

Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.

by andypal February 14, 2019

Deviated cervix

It’s like a deviated septum but a southern man can’t say it the right way.

When your allergeticals are so bad you can’t breath through your deviated cervix

by Mrs.scoot July 10, 2025

Delated

When you are late for something and then you get delayed by something else.

"Hi guys, sorry I was delated, I hit road works, then the car broke down"

by Barremel September 25, 2012

Deviaten

A person who deviates

My best friend is a deviaten.

by Barry45 April 18, 2018