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if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet
excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry
by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022
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Desserts

Desserts is stressed backwards
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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dessert shadows

Bad or evil spirits that you see in the night. Bad spirits in the darkness. Evil spirits. Supernatural spirits haunting you wherever you go.
Gotta watch out for the dessert shadows. I need to take shelter from the dessert shadows.
by Bentonparkwest April 23, 2023
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That’s Dessert

A statement used to express delight, or something that is pleasing or enjoyable.
“Yo, that song you played was legit man, that’s dessert!”
by AnointedTruth July 17, 2022
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swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt
It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert
by Karilla blizkits July 22, 2023
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boneman dessert

The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz May 7, 2018
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Dessert Time Bomb

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.
Cameron came in her asshole, and patiently waited for his dessert time bomb.
by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025
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