if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

hispanic desserts

Desserts that look bad, taste good but come out bad, because what type of Hispanic food doesn't go well with your stomach?

Caleb: hey man I just had some Hispanic desserts, they were amazing
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet

by defectedlance August 18, 2017

Dinner and Dessert

When a guy gets to watch two girls going to town on each other.

"Hey Ted, I totally got dinner and dessert last night."

by Joey_P101 December 13, 2022

Sex Dessert

sex dessert is like whatever videos u watch or memes u look at or whatever on ur phones together after a solid fuck

last time we fucked and u started watching videos of people fighting kangaroos for dessert i wanted u to fuck me again, you have such good taste in sex dessert

by Blambi December 25, 2020

boneman dessert

The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.

After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.

by JJSkidz May 7, 2018

dessert guilt

The feeling of intense regret immediately following consumption of sumptious sweets.

Sarah and I have dessert guilt after eating macaroons at Laduree.

by Tacos4liiife June 28, 2017

Dessert Chips

Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.

George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022