deree

a dumb retard, a person who is acting stupid.

yo quite being a fucking deree

by noah129 April 2, 2007

derpression

falling into a depressed state from not derping enough or when you haven't derped in a while and then you over-derp yourself.

Nick: "Man derp is gayy you say it too much." Kevin: "You've fallen into a derpression, my friend. Get help now. Derp."

by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 14, 2010

derple woap

a glass table that has a rim around it for a water moat, with exciting siamese fighting fish that like to dip fries in wendys frostys

hey guys, its saturaday, do u wanna go try out the derple woaps. Tim tried yesterday and it was a fanstantic adventure

by jard hymanwitz August 30, 2007

derpes

A degenerate disease caused by being in the presence of ugly bitches. Known symptoms include an uncontrollable desire not to fuck, and to have quite imaginative and horrifyingly disgusting visual presence, generally involving something unimaginably repulsive to the nasty-ass, uninfected partner.

Nasty bitch #1: Are you going to fuck me or not?
Normal dude: Actually, I can't. I've just been diagnosed with derpes. I've got these gross pus-filled boils on my shaft.

Some time later…

Nasty bitch #2: Can we fuck now?
Normal dude: I can't, I've got derpes. Highly contagious. My dick oozes nasty goop when it's near pussy. Doc says I've gotta stay away from women, and try to be gay for a while.

by Derpes saves lives! August 19, 2012

Durpee

indian pronunciation of slurpee.

"I saw that Indian working the 711 counter and I asked him for a slurpee..he said 'WHUT!? A DURPEE?' and I said Yeah, a slurpee"

by lulzpawp May 30, 2009

Herpa Derpes

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives

Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes

by rawkies July 13, 2010

Derpes

The outcome of what happens when a derp gives a person the herps.

"So I went to the gyno today and I found out I have Herpes."
"I bet that derp boyfriend of yours gave it to you, huh?"
"Shit, your right. So I don't have herpes, I have derpes."

by NeonAcidDrop December 27, 2011