Detritus Dave

A man who’s liver is quickly decomposing due to a constant flow of IPA’s.

Detritus Dave just got off work and is heading to the bar to get his fix.

by 1000fun October 6, 2018

Dembit

An abbreviation used for the words damn bitch.

Omg Stephanie, you’re such a dembit .

by Daymond greene July 13, 2020

demita

demita is a bipolar scary mom. she is really nice at times but really scary. you will never know what will come out of her. she is a hoe who has 9 kids.

demita is a hoe

by Dk howard September 6, 2020

Deritza Quezada

Deritza Quezada is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. She is kind, beautiful, thick, sweet, very goofy, smart, and overall a good friend. Once you have her in you're life don't let her go because she is truly one in a billion. Her personality is the best and will cheer anyone up with it. But if you cross the line with her she will unleash the demon inside of her.

Oh look! Its Deritza Quezada.

by jajxcnn September 20, 2020

Deritza

Deritza is the most perfect girl ever. She is a gorgeous, smart, beautiful, crazy, shy, enchanting, caring, thick girl. She is truly one in a billion. Her personality is so great it lights up the mood in every room. She loves to make new friends and family everyday because she loves to meet new people. She is a little spoiled but doesn't show it. But dont get deritza because she will beat you up :)

Guy 1: Deritza is such a great person
Guy 2: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE BEAT ME UP LAST WEEK

by jajxcnn September 20, 2020

Demitri Sconavar’s Paradox

“If an education system’s goal is to educate and prepare its recipients for the real world, then why are the graduates so uneducated, and under prepared?”

-Demitri Sconavar

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John: “how do the leaders of our society not understand that what they’re doing is immoral and violates the human rights of a group of individuals?”

Jane: “Demitri Sconavar’s Paradox”

by Charli3 Black October 1, 2020

Demitri

A Demitri

Demitri is a boy's name meaning "follower of Demeter" that is related to the Greek name Demetrius

A Dirty Demitri : A grown ass boy that lives with his parents until he’s 40 and carved rings in his underwear while sitting on a pillow ice pack soothing his leaking hemorrhoids while applying cream to the ringworm on his balls! But believes that he is a superior human being ”despite has bad hygiene an uncontrollable urges to masturbate to his self in the mirror ” Don’t be a Demitri

by Fantastictimes October 10, 2020