dementia

dementia is a condition that makes you forget things
like for example:

dementia is a condition that makes you forget things
like for example:

dementia is a condition that makes you forget things
like for example:

dementia is a condition that makes you forget things
like for example:

John: hey Joe
Joe: yeah what’s up
John: hey Joe
Joe: what is it
John: hey joe
joe: what the actual fuck do you want

The thing that’s going on here is that John has dementia and can’t remember what he said

by anonymous February 28, 2023

bulimic dementia

bulimic dementia is the is the medical condition of someone who has bulimia but every time the infected person throws up She/he forgets it is wrong, so they continue to do it.

Dude are you sick?
No! *thows up*
Then why are you throwing up?
*thows up* “I️ didn’t know I️ wasn’t sapped to!
You have bulimic dementia

by Secret chickens December 5, 2017

Dementia

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"I may be 24 years old with dementia but I may be 24 years old with dementia"

by Browtfallthenamestaken June 7, 2023

Deadlift dementia

When you forget how to deadlift after having deadlifted just fine beforehand.

I got a case of the deadlift dementia.

by MrGoatsy January 23, 2025

Dementia boy

Dementia boy, initials: e.b., is a fifteen year old boy with Alzheimer’s (somehow). Can’t remember having sex with his ex boyfriend and can’t own up to shit. Hurts people on purpose.

Person A: I messed up, I told Alexander that I don’t recall us hooking up even though we’ve dated twice.

Person B: Dude! You pulled a dementia boy!

by havefunfindingout April 5, 2019

Dementia king

Someone who is either not knowing or not caring that he is showing that only two or three bats are in his belfry.

Boy, Joe Biden is sure a dementia king.

by Ramcat May 25, 2022

Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.

Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!

by wcsochaplain April 2, 2010