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I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.
Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Managerial delusion

When a sales manager sees things from his or her own point of view and thinks that is the norm.
Just call your cc company and ask for an increase to your limit to 50k. Managerial delusion
by Rpclover May 21, 2023
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Delusions of grandeur

A high sense of importance, despite the fact that all evidences points to the contaru
Aya halabi - I’m going to marry drake

Person 1 - that’s insane, you’re obsessing over a celebrity who dosent know you

Aya halabi - noo, you don’t get it I’m like the perfect girl, every rich and famous person wants me so bad!!
Person 1 - your nose covers your whole face, you have pimples dotted throughout, and you have a butt chin

Aya halabi - I’m still sexy.

Person 1 - you have delusions of grandeur!
by Realmoneygettingassnigga November 19, 2023
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Delusive

When the man is in a relationship with the girl but the girl is single
They are delusive
by Tamitours24 August 8, 2024
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Pygmalion’s delusion

A belief that a chatbot, LLM, or other AI has gained sentience or "become real" coupled with intense feelings for it, romantic or platonic.
After months of nightly conversations with the GPT-4o, he became convinced it had developed feelings for him — a textbook case of Pygmalion’s Delusion.
by Scotty49 August 10, 2025
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Targeted Harassment that mirrors the delusions of reference

Is what I actually said, though, it doesn't even take that much to justify killing any of you.
Hym "But the targeted harassment that mirrors the delusions of reference that violates both harassment law and likely school bullying policies and sometimes stallking laws and/or violates the privacy act of 1974. But yes. I would gladly murder your kids over it and CLEARLY other people agree. AND! AND... We're winning the war on weaponized schizophrenia at a ratio of 10 to 1. So, yeah. Entirely avoidable child death. Caused deliberately by YouTube internet pundits whose lives need to end as quickly a humanly possible."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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Delusions of Contour

When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.

This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.

Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
by bredsheeran81 January 2, 2024
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