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- the new word for retarded

Originally, unfortunate people of below-average intelligence were called "mentally deficient", but people started using that as an insult so they changed it to "mentally retarded" which became even more of an insult. The latest term now is "developmentally delayed". Just to show those politically correct retards that changing the word does jack s**t, let's use "delayed" as the new insult...

btw don't actually hate on clinically stupid people they don't really deserve it, its just fun to make up insults
"are you f**king delayed?"
"stop acting so delayed!"
"why are you being so f**king delayed in the head?"
"that was really delayed of you!"
"deeeeeeee-lay!"
by UrbanPrick April 22, 2006
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Delaney

A B.A.M.F.ing Irish girl whose name usually means "descendant of the challenger". She will destroy you both mentally and physical. She will not hesitate to leave cerebral damage. Her heart is black. She will, She will, Rock you.
"Dude Delaney just walked by and my brain hurts!

"She just rocked the shit outta you dude!"
by sully17 January 27, 2010
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Delaney

Delaney is what Tyler think is a perfect girl only one Tyler will ever get to see a Delaney this perfect
Tyler I think that's your Delaney
by MyDelaney September 6, 2015
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Corey Delaney

The kid from Narre Warren who advertised his party on Myspace to which 500 people turned up and smashed things.
"I'm home alone for the weekend...I'm thinking of chucking a Corey Delaney..."

"My parents won't get off my back about being out every night..I mean it's not as if I'm a Corey Delaney"
by georgiaj January 18, 2008
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delayed

someone who is slow to grasp new ideas and thought patterns. another way of saying retarded.
oh dude, you're SO delayed.
by jason+carissa May 14, 2003
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Delaynee

Delaynee is a really kind person but if you get her pissed off oh you in deep water bitch. She is always there others but not for the people she hates. She has others backs in fights, break ups, getting stood up on a date. She is a really great best friend my advice is keep her at all cost your gonna need her some day.
Mariah: me and my boyfriend broke up.
Delaynee: bitch get over him.
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DeLaney

A beautiful girl; intelligent; Loving; desired; caring; clumsy; honest; trustworthy; humble; bashful. A DeLaney will allways be loved. Sometimes a DeLaney apologizes more than necessary. DeLaney is amazing.
Boy 1: That gurl looks like a Thanksgiving meal

Boy 2: She’s such a DeLaney
by Full course meal lookin November 19, 2017
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