dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.
Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!
by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014
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ian deal

A deal which results in one party getting a substantially better deal then the other, and at the same time the benefitting party still claims to have been screwed.

Named after the founder of Cambridge ON, Ian Jackson, who ripped off the Native tribes people.
Frank told me that he would sell me $20 of gum for $50. After we made the deal, he still claimed he was ripped off. He was Ian Dealed.
by judochan October 13, 2011
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fuck the deal

What the fuck is your problem, Why'd you do that etc.
Man: *Tries to touch your dick*
Big-H: FUCK THE DEAL!!!!!
by SwagMasterSormanH May 01, 2014
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Wheeling and dealing

The art of hustling, particularly in a rushed or busy fashion.
Bob was wheeling and dealing around town to make a rent check.
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Logan deal

A pussy ass bitch wit grey hair and thinks he can fight
Look at Logan deal he’s such a pussy
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Deal with the devil

An illegal transaction that may lead to uncertain circumstances causing trials and tribulations. Also known as: To Make a Deal with The Devil, you must be willing to sell your soul for a transaction.
“I heard he died during a drug transaction!?”

“He basically made a deal with the Devil with his choices.”
by @lady_devil_13 July 11, 2019
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dome deal

A favorably nogotiated price for a blow job.
Yo bitch, you must be outta yo fuckin mind if you think I'm a give you forty fuckin dollas for a dome piece! Let's make a dome deal right now for twenty bucks.
by DOLLABILL-YO August 27, 2008
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